Oh, hai Mark
By Jenn - 03/07/2013 02:39 - United States - Atlanta
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You are now a certified FML member
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
By Jenn - 03/07/2013 02:39 - United States - Atlanta
By Your ass... Grab it... - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Grand Prairie
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By Kannachan13 - 28/08/2013 23:02 - United States - New York
Op here. It's an at will state, and the store had a strict please-all-guests policy. From what I was told it was out of my bosses hands as they actually called corporate and there was no proof it was her. As far as parents well I doubt anything will come of that