HygieNick

Mr State College, United States of America 30 years-old Single

Goodyear 20 January 2014, 03:59 Glendale, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML

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Anonymous 22 January 2014, 21:41 Saskatoon, Canada

Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML

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