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Mr nottinghamshire, united kingdom 34 years-old

Anonymous 24 August 2012, 21:10 Walsall, United Kingdom

Today, a baseball bat fell on my head while my boyfriend and I were cuddling. The same baseball bat that he keeps next to the bed, because he genuinely fears a zombie outbreak. FML

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Anonymous 25 August 2012, 00:20 Manchester, United Kingdom

Pleased to meet you

Today, a thirty-something guy swaggered into my workplace. He was wearing shutter shades and torn jeans, and claimed to be our new boss. I called security to throw him out, at which point he produced his ID and let me know I'd be attending an employee review session next week. FML

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