First date, and probably the last
Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML
Mr London, UK 38 years-old
Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML
Today, I had to do something that many young technologically-savvy people fear. I had to get on my dad's Facebook for him to delete a rather scandalous photo of his genitals he accidentally uploaded. FML
Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML
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