kirks41

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job, and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online instead. FML

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML