lilsweetiepie14

Miss delta, Canada 34 years-old Single

pissfaced 2 January 2010, 13:41 New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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Anonymous 13 January 2010, 21:41 United States

Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

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Anonymous 24 January 2010, 16:12 United States

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

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