Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
Mr_Wolfberg
notinthebutt
United States
screwed
United States
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Username
Australia
Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML