Lifes_overated

Patrick · 23 February 2010, 01:29 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

What?

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

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grossuncle · 25 February 2010, 17:44 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Oh, hai Mark

Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple of pages, I saw my uncle. FML

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