Mr_Potato_Head

Mr Belfast, Northern Ireland 32 years-old

uglywoman This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff Australia

Ugly truth

Today, my six year-old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said, "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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freakfreak12345 19 July 2011, 16:41 United States

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

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assante2010 24 July 2011, 00:09 United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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