tikizombie - 31/08/2010 00:04 - Canada Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML 12 687 50 403
ScoobieDoo - 20/03/2009 04:15 - United States Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML 545 99
human torch - 18/03/2010 15:22 - United States Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML 448 51