glambert17_

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

TMI

Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML

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Anonymous 24 January 2012, 04:46 United States

Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML

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23yearoldtoddler This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Roaming gangs

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

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