awkismylife

Miss PA, USA 33 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 15 May 2011, 04:41 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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Anonymous 19 December 2012, 17:12 United States

Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML

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