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Betchsadface 13 July 2010, 04:34 United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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Username 29 November 2010, 14:22

Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML

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jessica071509 24 April 2012, 05:42 Phoenix, United States

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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