Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
KatiieBearr
Miss Saginaw, Texas. , USA, USA 32 years-old In a relationship
awesomekidsmum
Canada
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
Prinpette
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML