Lauren_2448

abbielane This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Rochester, United States

The great pretender

Today, my daughter tried to sneak out of the house. When I caught her, she freaked out and punched me in the face. She then "snapped out of it" and claimed she was sleepwalking. FML

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LetItRip 12 July 2012, 20:35 Prague, Czech Republic

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

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Marjorie 13 July 2012, 17:08 Toronto, Canada

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

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