Everyday is like Sunday
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You agreed with your own post. Nice.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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