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Mr Brisbane, Australia 33 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 25 August 2012, 12:47 Brockton, United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML

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properpissed 3 June 2014, 15:36 San Francisco, United States

Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML

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