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Miss des moines 32 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 15 February 2011, 19:28 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

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Anonymous 10 June 2013, 01:52 United States

Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML

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