Katie Kenui

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

26%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

1%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

62%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

5%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

14%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

23%

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I'm not sad. Or am I?

Today, to protect me from the 'bad people' out there, my mom bought some pepper spray. While trying to test it, I accidentally sprayed myself in the eyes. Now, every person I meet asks me what I've been crying about. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Dr Pepper - / Wednesday 22 May 2019 18:05 /

Today, I made plans with my boyfriend for some "alone time" after work. I then stepped on some black ice in the parking lot, landed on my head, and got sent to the ER. Per protocol, until cleared by a specialist, I am not permitted to work. Or drive. Or drink. Or do anything "strenuous". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By - / Sunday 28 April 2019 05:00 / United States - Saint Joseph

Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolls off of me without finishing, and says, "I'm bored." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By na - / Wednesday 4 February 2009 14:35 / United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By WhitneyHouston - / Monday 6 July 2009 19:33 / United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 April 2009 10:28 / United States

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Katie Kenui

Beginner

The Mixer

Happy ending

FAAAAAACEBOOK

At night, all FMLs are grey.

Up and coming moderator

Supersize Menu

Censored

Judgmental

A new thumb

42

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

YDI Master

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

50 favorites

I agree, my mouse works.

I'm not sad. Or am I?