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brebis This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff France

Trousers? Suit you sir!

Today, when I threw my cigarette out of the car window, the wind blew it back in again. My pants got completely burnt. FML

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dannij08 14 January 2009, 01:05 United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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suckishbf This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Gift ideas

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML

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skichick54 24 August 2011, 05:28 United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

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