10madirocks

no one This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Dallas, United States

Pesky kids

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year-old son does. FML

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jasonnn This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Australia

Thanks, Dad

Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML

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Anonymous 30 March 2012, 07:45 Perth, Australia

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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