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Miss Ninja-ville [:, U.S. 31 years-old In a relationship

scribbles1475 15 December 2011, 05:00 United States

Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML

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Username 15 December 2011, 06:57 United States

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

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ericane27 27 December 2011, 19:53 United States

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML

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