PissyPants
United States
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
Rebel5005
Single
authorsubmit
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Impressive
Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML