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Betchsadface 13 July 2010, 04:34 United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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Spooprfailed 8 April 2014, 05:32 Winnipeg, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

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