ocnarf621

We're still popping them This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Fremont, United States

Oh no, the fun police is here

Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML

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FreshDonuts 28 February 2015, 05:03 Antioch, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

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roadie42 25 May 2015, 03:15 Farmington, United States

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

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