Anonymous
Encinitas, United States
Today, my butt decided to delete the 650 photos I had on my phone. FML
OMGitsMikkel
AgentOrion
Bessemer, United States
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
abbshows
United States
Today, it was my great aunt's funeral. We all had to wait two hours for the service to begin, because they forgot to dig the grave. FML
cat lady
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Egersund, Norway
Happy Caturday!
Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML