Nekonyu23

Mr Johannesburg , South Africa 37 years-old In a relationship

Cat Piss 15 December 2013, 16:58 Lavon, United States

Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML

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someboody 15 August 2015, 16:50 Paso Robles, United States

Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML

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