EdalisRenee

Miss houston, tx 31 years-old Single

spoiled22 12 October 2011, 07:17 United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

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Renagirl 9 September 2013, 12:46 East Hartford, United States

Today, the guy I love asked me if hooking up counted as dating, because he thinks I'm "super hot," but he doesn't want "all the relationship shit." FML

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