Hipstuhr

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

Movie night

Today, I was watching The Ring on TV in the early morning. When the scene where the girl is crawling out of the TV came on, my dad grabbed my shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek like a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML