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By pansypup - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Rio Rancho
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By pansypup - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Rio Rancho
By twelvie - 23/03/2015 14:24 - Australia - Sydney
By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 17:21 - United States
By zachjm98 - 15/09/2015 10:31 - Canada - Ottawa
OP here!! Wow, thanks for the funny comments, guys! If I knew this would have gotten featured so quickly I would have made an account beforehand! Anyways, quick follow-up: This "class" of mine is actually a co-op program in music for songwriting/recording/touring which I'm doing a second time now. My teacher knows me well, the student in question is my best friend and her father found the incident to be quite funny actually. All is good!