Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML
Today, my husband came out of the bathroom and screamed, "Call 911 because I just murdered this motherfucking toilet!” then laughed hysterically at his own stupid joke. I was on a Zoom meeting at the time. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
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SarahSehhati 40
I would take a picture of him in the tub put it on Facebook and post: Someone started their period....
AFaye3964 17
Thats a horrible prank to pull!
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Comments (55)
jackyvel02 6
I'm actually tempted to do this to my husband, I'll make sure to have my camara rolling lol
acerredrum 23
Wow, that is completely horrible. I can't imagine ever doing something like that to someone I'm suppose to love.
just_a_thought 6
This fml actually makes me feel sick...Waking up in five in the morning to find your father lying in a pool of his blood on the kitchen floor is horrifying....This happened nearly a year ago, thankfully he's alive.
Brianna_Ray 23
Your comment made me really sad. I'm really glad your dad is okay!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
This is the most horrible and cruel prank someone can think of. I lost someone close to suicide, thankfully, I was not the one who found her, but I will always remember the absolute feeling of devastation and horror when I was told. Her partner found her and I can still remember the look on his face even days afters. This is the worst feeling in the world.
dabomb0513 10
YDI for having weak minded people as friends.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Go **** yourself dabomb0513, you ignorant moron.
hahahehehe 9
Awesome prank!!! I'm gonna try it one day ;)
Gh0st81 5
people get a sense of humor or some thicker skin it was just a prank relax.
Zomg_Okay 27
That wasn't a prank, that was completely ****** up.
doctorhook86 25
#44: There's nothing funny about suicide.
sydneysays 15
I would cry
TheHarvardian 25
What a douchebag. I would be so beyond pissed off. That jerk would be on trouble for weeks. It's just not cool to make someone panic, especially with making them think you're dead.
Garnetshaddow 30
Make sure the video camera records properly when you exact your revenge?
Mimical 3
What I don't get is it isn't hard to tell real blood in water to fake blood also if you have any medical experience it isn't hard to check someone's pulse. So screaming and panicking doesn't really get you any where
Jameslikesguys 13
That's pretty good! He should probably say sorry at least lol.