Today, my mom told me I was worthless and could not do anything by myself. Determined to prove her wrong I attempted to install the AC that I had neglected to put in for the past month. While placing it on the window it fell through landing on her prized roses and breaking into pieces. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned how it feels when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot then landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML
Today, I learned how it feels like when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot, landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
Today, I leaned back and bumped into one of my mom's plants in the window. The good thing was that I caught it before it fell and shattered. The bad thing was that my mom likes to keep cactii in the window. I can still feel thorns I haven't managed to pluck out yet. FML
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I loved her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knocked over and broke her new $200 vase. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML
Today, after cleaning my mom’s bathroom, I wiped the molding strip along the wall so it was even. A quite precariously-hung potted plant thought that reason enough to fall right on top of me, spreading dirt over the entire room as well as my hair, my sweater, and the inside of my bra. FML
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Top comments
MiniFil 0
It would've gone much better if the AC landed on her head and them you say "Ha! I can do something. I killed the bitch!" Ming Ming!
Hazimius 0
I would work on improving the relationship in a mature manner rather than attempting to prove her wrong.
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Comments (168)
tina_xox 0
HAhahaha my mom tells me that all the time lol
jujuface 0
Wow im 14 and ive installed a window ac before...ydi for not knowing what your doing?
dol567 0
You broke into pieces? That's pretty harsh. (I'm thinking you have a grammar error there..)
Cdldriver 0
You are worthless. LOL
ga_fml 0
Your a freaking retard you worthless piece of shit(jk)
NJD9 0
Well ur mom is right :)
rustyrox 0
:( it's ok, you'll grow out of it!! Besides! It's probably her fault!!!!
DangerousBabee 0
You know what they say..Mother knws best xD Lmao
Weil 0
I hate people who have prized roses, but this story just proved your mom right. Tough shit bro.
24788 7
Lol, You shouldn't try to prove someone wrong when you're mad.