Today, I informed my parents that my husband and I are separating after much deliberation. We came to this conclusion relatively peacefully. According to my parents, I'm now Satan, and will end up on the streets as a crack whore if we don't change our minds and stay together. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML
Today, I got divorce papers from my wife, who was a former adult entertainment performer. Perhaps foolishly, I tried to get her to accept Jesus and become a Christian, which she eventually did. Now she is divorcing me for "being married to a former porn star." FML
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML
Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML
Today, I found out that my husband, who I've just separated from, and my mother, who I don't speak to because she's crazy, have been bitching about me behind my back. FML
Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML
Today, the mother of my children and partner of 13 years told me she is leaving me for her boss. I'm currently sitting in the living room with our two kids and her mother. Everyone here is half of her. We moved 1000 miles away from all of my family and friends 8 years ago. I think I might be living in a sitcom. FML
Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML
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tenniscrazy2 6
FYL, your parents are nuts...
goatfeathers 1
I see nothing wrong with being Satan.
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Comments (119)
Calyx_fml 22
Divorce your parents too.
AttucisFinch 0
Sounds like my ex-wife
zaryia 4
I just cried laughing at this.
forevermylife 0
Nice parents you got there, they really seem to care about your happiness
58s 0
Nothing wrong with Satan or crack ***** as long as u are happy
BLACKSAGE 4
Your parents are ******* nuts! But thats still hilarious (:
abbyleigh8 0
I bet they'd buy some of that crack. :p
pieter82 17
Think for yourself and let your parents never guide you.. ever again.
Undead4life 1
Hooray for Satan the crack *****!!!
PapSmearNinja 4
ill sell you the crack rock