Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML
Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent almost $500 adopting a senior cat and buying everything we needed to take care of him. He died 6 hours later. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that the reason I was sobbing hysterically as she told me that I was getting a pay raise was because I was going to the vet to have my sick and dying cat put down. Good news at a bad time. FML
Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML
Today, I paid $325 to have the vet tell me that my 19-year-old cat ISN'T dying, she just had anxiety shits because we were gone on vacation for so long. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
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HyotonXHaku 0
Wow. That's awful, dude. I'm sorry.
Shalalalalala 0
Awww, I'm sorry about your cat. xx
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Comments (222)
SangFroid 3
Your cat died and the main point you're making is that you paid $5 extra? Did you mean to make yourself sound like a douchebag?
Shyman4ever 0
Your cat just died and you're complaining about 5$
RawrGirl96 4
ur only concern is the xtra $5!?!? ur a heatless bitch!
ChangMu 8
She would have preferred to die with you there to make her feel better. But I'm sorry for your loss.
bballsoccerrocks 7
you are sooo stupid and deserve it completely
bballsoccerrocks 7
you are sooo stupid and deserve it completely
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
for a second there I thought it said car instead of cat, I was thinking "why would you take your car to a vet... lol anyway yea FYL :(
SamDream 3
Wow words cannot accurately explain the disgust
JGirl113 6
It's weird because u said "today my cat was hit by a car"... Then later say " the next day..."
rainysky 8
Wouldnt they have added the cost to put her down to the already $50 bill, so it would have been $95? And u would have saved $45?