Today, I was babysitting a one year-old. She'd just learned how to say yes, so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said, "Yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty. She looked at me and said, "NO." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my four year-old very loudly asked me if the little person she saw at the shops was like that because he didn't eat his vegetables. He definitely heard. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML
Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML
Today, I asked my one-year-old to come and give mommy a kiss. She did and it was really sweet, until she tried to spit a piece of dog food into my mouth. FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
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Top comments
Amkii 0
You were owned. By a baby. Fyl indeed.
musicalmandi16 0
I see great potential in that baby.
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Comments (65)
Blank_fml 0
serves u right u had it coming for wanting to boost ure selfesteem by using a one year old
btopishere 1
Well you know what they say, babies never lie..
Tenma_Hakase 0
That baby has owned you. Also don't try and get your self-esteem boosted by one year olds
DamUrLyfeSukz 0
look on the brightside at least the baby knows how to say 2 words now and u were her inspiration...lol
dickweedfuck 0
one year olds cant talk ******* loser.
headbuster310 0
Wow i feel so sorry for you, a true FML
Adyst 0
She learned a new word while you weren't looking ;)
versaceredjeans 0
lmao damn that's messed up
3daysgrace 0
pwnt. really major pwnge
eeee93757 0
I can see this as a post on failblog.org now... "Ego Stroking Fail"