Today, my mom said that we needed to have a family meeting because of all the issues that have been going on with our family. My mom, sister and I sat down and began to talk about everything. As I started to cry, my sister looks at my mom and says, "I win!" She bet my mom $20 that I would cry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, I was trying to cope with my emotions so I could hold them back, but mom made it worse by inviting my niece, who is only attracted to my sister-in-law AKA Mommy, and she will cry till she gets her way. What a fucking day. FML
Today, my sisters and I pitched together nearly $500 to send my mom to the spa for Mother's Day. We put the printed sheet with her info into a little box with our card on top. When she opened it, she freaked out and started hugging my dad. Turns out he switched the cards and took all the credit. FML
Today, after losing my father a little over 6 months ago, and finally feeling comfortable talking to my fiancé (who lives with me and my family) about it, my mother forced her way into the room and started yelling at me for crying. Her excuse, "It’s after your bedtime." I’m 20. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML
Today, my sister attempted to get me to fund her daughter, my godchild's, birthday party. I told her I would give her 200 (which isn't much). Our mom "intervened" by cussing me out for being a cheap ass piece of shit. I was about to give her $200, which is A LOT in our currency when exchanged. FML
Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML
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fenrisulfr 0
Nice family you have there...
Sunako_fml 9
well, i guess now we know the reason why all these issues have been going on in your family. sister betting with mom that you would cry... they really have nothing better to do.
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Comments (71)
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
just start running away after two days when they cant see you anymore they will come after you but ya YDI for being from sascatchewan
MetalCraze 11
jeez cheer up your freaking emo you probably cry at the drop of a hat toghen up YDI
fawfulster 11
While whining and crying tell them "You are the main reason I always cry ya cold-hearted bitches! (or something along the lines)" (While crying it's more relevant than just telling them on normal behavior)
Guitarist45 0
your family DOES have issues
fcukb0o 0
**** bitches, get monay!
BreezyPear 0
Were they real issues? Or was it just a sick-ass joke to get 20 bucks?
drimpossible 0
(sigh) you have no basis for your inferences. You simply don't know what they were discussing, or if the OP was at fault. I have women friends who will cry out of frustration. It is pretty common. It sounds to me like the family knew the OP cried at what they considered limited provocation and decided to have a bet on it.
rsfan 0
omg you people are *****.
jazmino15 0
hahaha thats funny but for your family to bet on that is really mean,especially if its when they`re right in front of you. you should make a really mean bet about them so they find out
mikel81 0
No wonder you are so emotional, with douche-bag family like that who wouldn't be....