Today, I had four teeth pulled, and my mom brought me some ice cream to help with the pain. I fell asleep before I could finish it, and without realising, I left the bowl on my bed. I woke up a few hours later with ice cream spilled all over me, my pants, and all over my now-dead phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a tooth pulled. An hour or so later, I removed the gauze from my mouth, because I thought the bleeding had stopped. I got on my laptop. A few minutes later I looked down, to see that I had drooled blood all over the keyboard, and didn't know because my mouth was numb. FML
Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and must have rolled off. When I woke up, I noticed my braces were stuck to the rug. After frantically pulling, my mom finally sawed me off the rug with scissors. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I was so tired from staying up late binge-watching my favorite show that I accidentally put my phone in the refrigerator instead of the milk. FML
Today, my family and I discovered that my sleepwalking has escalated into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on my kitchen floor in a puddle of melted ice cream, surrounded by my parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently my recent dieting plans aren't going over too well with my subconscious. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, my mom told me she’d never forgive me for eating her birthday candy. I ate it in my sleep. FML
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Anthrophobia 2
When you're tired and in pain, almost anything is possible.
BbYhRtLsS 0
I hope it wasn't a dope ass phone
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Comments (74)
mama2b3 20
so true... vicoden vs. ice cream.... I choose both!
AdriannaSayWut 0
Boring. YDI.
KurouTenshi 0
I'm so sorry to tell you, sir, that your insurance policy doesn't cover "Illness" and/or "Ice Cream" Couldn't we pass it off as "Water Damage"? "Hahahahaha! Hell no, dude! That means we'd have to pay to get your phone replaced! We're an insurance company, not a charity!" And that's why the rules are so air-tight...
Ajjas013 6
They should have like a section under insurance called: 'Miscellanious damage that may have occured while eating pop-tarts.' Then world peace takes place.
redbluegreen 41
Poptarts wrecked my life! D:
78euge781995 0
The ice cream had roofies.
haleyisawsomee 0
niceeeee
rubixgod 0
well at least you got ice cream.
Chibi_Seme 0
Take apart your phone (removed the battery and everything). Let it dry for 2-3 days. Put it back together again and see if it works. I've put my phone in the washer and this worked...I also drowned it in soda in -5 degree weather and drying it out saved it.
FarSide 23
Well, just fff yyy lll for sure.
teamsleep22 0
vicodin is much better than ice cream.
GoddessDigi 12
Aww, that sucks. But on the bright side, you have a mum that cares about you enough to get you some icecream. Last time I had any dental work done, my mum wanted to go shopping, so I had to walk around the store with cotton wadded up in my mouth.