Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
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SaucierGirl 20
She sounds toxic man; I’d abandon ship and find someone that deserves you.
westoz 24
If you stay with her you have a life of being whipped to look forward to.
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Comments (22)
WistayShlaio82 13
I think you dodged a bullet
sheltongrn 7
Run Forrest...Run
Brightside86 31
Feels like a bullet dodged. What's she going to be like when something that actually matters goes wrong?
SquirrelRulingtheWorld 8
Sounds like you dodged a bullet.
saffy66 34
Rings often cause fingers to swell when that finger is not used to wearing one. Be glad of this because it sounds like you dodged a bullet.
Rosemarie Townsend 13
Lucky you found out about her now. Drop her
J15237 25
This sounds like a bad situation. Move on from this girl.
kiwihayley88 6
Sounds like you dodged a bullet!!! Run for the hills lol
Sherry_Cherry_ 2
She was actually looking for whatever excuse to escape from a serious relationship. Cheer up. You'll find someone better. 🍁