Today, two weeks after my wife of 3 years caught me screwing her sister in our bed, and she disappeared to her mom’s and refused to take my calls, she came home to get her stuff. Apparently on the night I cheated, she was about to tell me she was 6 weeks pregnant with my baby. She left for the two weeks to get an abortion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the cops showed up to my house and served me a child support order from the girl I had a one-night stand with, and who'd promised me she would abort the baby. All this was two years ago. My wife of three years was in the house and heard everything. She packed up her things and told me she’ll be calling her attorney. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, it's been a week since my girl told me she's pregnant and I fled town in a panic. I realized how badly I fucked up and called her, begging to come back. When I showed up at her house, her brothers kicked my ass and threw me in the street, promising to wring me dry for child support. FML
Today, to punish my wife for disrespecting me in front of my friends, I told her I wasn't going to help with the baby tonight. When I woke up, she and my baby were gone with nothing more than a text saying she was speaking to a divorce lawyer. Over one night. FML
Today, I found out my wife cheated on me with a guy from her work three times, two months before I proposed to her. She decided to tell me three months into our marriage. FML
Today, after years of my wife having almost no sex drive, and always insisting on using protection, she suddenly craves unprotected sex like an alcoholic craves booze. I went through her phone and learned why. Yup, she's pregnant, cheated on me since day one, and her scummy side dick skipped town. FML
Today, my soon-to-be-ex wife aborted our baby out of sheer spite after I caught her cheating with a man. All I’ve ever wanted is to be a mom, but I'm infertile. Also, I’m writing this from work because my boss wouldn’t let me have even one day to grieve, because I wasn’t the one who was pregnant. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my wife's sister called with a confession. My wife never wanted children, but I did, but I thought she'd miscarried the first two, so we stopped trying. Her sister confessed that she'd actually aborted them and lied to me. We picked out names for them and she aborted them. FML
Today, I found out I’m gonna be a father. One day, I accidentally walked in on my sister-in-law changing. For some reason I’ll never understand, we ended up having a quickie doggystyle and swore to not talk about it ever again. She’s now 6 weeks pregnant. I’m a dead man if my wife finds out. FML
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Top comments
Iifa 7
And? You have a problem with what exactly? You disrespected her, cheated on her, in her own bed with her sister. You're lucky she didn't kill you, or yell. She just took and left and will probably wipe you from her existence. Probably ruined some family relationships all for you to "screw" the sister. Surely you didn't think she will stay and forgive you, have your baby and let you feel like you're the man. No, she made the best choice for her and the baby. You deserved it
lv2drum 7
no sympathy, your wife deserves better
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Comments (13)
Rake 18
I pressed the YDI button as soon as I read the screwing her sister part. Whatever that might be that happens after is totally your fault.
Christina790 8
You do realize that also was probably the hardest decision she'll ever make right? She lost her husband, her sister, and her baby because her husband and sister betrayed her in the worst way. Then you have the audacity to post about it on FML, for what reason, sympathy, validationlike you didnt do anything wrong? Becayse you do come off like you didn't do anything wrong. And do you have any sympathy for your wife? I hope she's divorcing you and has a long happy life with someone that deserves her.
Farmer1995 4
So because your an idiot you lost your partner and your partner terminated her baby... your.... trash