Today, I listened to my best friend complain, again, about the two guys she's seeing, and how she doesn't know which one to choose, because they're both perfect. Meanwhile, I'm cleaning up my dog's loose stools, haven't had a date in over three years, and I'm also sharing a room with the very same best friend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I had to give advice to my best friend and love of my life. What kind of advice? What to wear while on a date with some guy. We're roommates, and she wouldn't stop telling me about everything when she got home. This happens on a regular basis. FML
Today, my sister had an emotional breakdown because two guys love her and she can't pick just one. Meanwhile I'm single and spend my time laying treats on my floor in a pattern and watching my rabbit run in circles. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML
Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
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Zarniclopsindorf 24
Honestly, I think you are probably better off than her in the long-term.
jewgeta 6
If she's seeing two guys, I'd say that she doesn't deserve either of them.
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Comments (81)
worldclassrager 41
Give it time OP...you should find someone soon
BabooonLove 16
She should be honest with the guys and stay with the one that's more understanding
spn_fanboy14 12
Hey can I please know her name or at least if you are from chula vista
iateapenguin 27
...The OP's location very clearly says Oslo.
salii321 17
Your best friend sounds like Phoebe.. :)
Calingaladha 21
Mostly I'm concerned about these loose stools. Maybe a vet visit is in order? Dogs are better than boys anyway.
guttedbrit 26
Don't fret, OP. I've been in the exact same situation before now (without the dog poop though). But now I have the best man I could ever ask for. It's cliche but it's true - give it time.
Axel5238 29
Maybe time to wonder why and look in the mirror. People tend to get very relaxed with their appearance if single a long time or settled into a long term relationship and stop trying.
interesting33 37
That does not mean someone can't get a date though.
HollyQuinn 21
Quote Chandler from Friends - "This must be so hard. Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's two small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!" But of course, substitute "women" for "men".
PANDORUM89 21
this creepily sounds like my life 4 years ago... is your dogs name Andrew?? lol
TacoCat15 10
If she's your best friend then stop bitching about it. You're there to help her not bitch about her. If you want a date, go get one.
interesting33 37
It is okay to complain and feel irritated though - nothing wrong with that in my opinion.