Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room at three in the morning, demanding to know where I'd been. I'd been in my room sleeping since ten o'clock. In that time she had called the police, all of my friends, and my ex-boyfriend, asking if I was with them. FML
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Top comments
ItsAnanya 25
OP, you need to have a nice little chat with your mom about this. And maybe better house security. I would invest in some good locks if I were you.
DocBastard 40
Kick her out, change the locks, and get a security system. Oh, and get a dog. A big, mean, vicious dog. One that only attacks crazy mothers.
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Comments (85)
justmeCee 16
Well if your mom ever said to you 'as long as your living in my house, then you go by my rules,' kindly point out to your mom that now you do live your own house, and that you go by your own rules. Also might want to explain to her that you are no longer a kid, so please stop treating you like one. She probably is having a hard time with the 'empty nest' syndrome, so be nice about it, but make an understanding with her about boundaries. I see a lot of people telling you to just kick her out and call her crazy, but she still is your mom. You can still get the point across in a respectful way. Good luck to you, op:)
Bcfrmkc816 17
Very well said I think it's the best way to go about it
rec_chem 22
I see a locksmith in your future.
brittyboo123 35
Never underestimate the power of mothers.
Brilliant66star 17
Creepy. FYL.
ball_is_life 2
CREEPY
ToreyyyW 15
Get new locks...
Shandra78 9
Suggest she get checked for early onset dementia and remind her you are over 18 and she has no say in your life. Then tell her to GTFO.
incoherentrmblr 22
Moms know what's best for their children, even if it means breaking into their houses to make sure they're asleep.
randm_dude 9
Stand your ground laws. That's what they are good for. Well either that or to kill black teenagers buying skittles. 3. 2. 1. and Flame on.
MrSarary 26
Shes your mum maybe she was lonely and missed you ? Love your mum before she's gone :)