Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML
Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML
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davehorn 1
birth control dumbass!
knights95 9
Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.
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Comments (539)
gleniatorixx 5
15?! Way to go, you just messed up both of your futures.
helmerhead 4
Pull and pray does NOT go a long way, contraceptives were invented for a very good reason. So was abortion. And yes, teenagers do have needs of an intimate nature. Also, her father does not own the right to do anything to you, pregnant daughter or not. YDI, but Im rooting for you. *thumbs*
courtezglenn 0
how old are u
lilrobin 2
you are an idiot!!! both of you are!!! way to young totally deserved it!!
DeviliciousAngel 3
Yay for ****** up future! Oh, and there are such things as condoms.. just FYI. :3
EZ2XLR8 7
I don't care if you used condoms or supposedly had birth control, because those don't 100% work. But obviously neither of you have ANY self control whatsoever. It's most definitely your fault. If I ever found out that one of my 4 sons got a 15 year old pregnant, I would probably say exactly what her father says... because I do know how to use a gun, I've been firing them since I was in elementary and I'm 35. You are too young, and there are reasons why kids shouldn't have kids... they don't know how to handle situations, no matter how much they try to deny it, I see it all the time at work when I see teenage girls and they're "boyfriend" come in to give birth. Your life is now going to be difficult and not as successful... just watch. Why can't you just wait until you're responsible and have an actual career and a financially stable life. Do you even have a drivers license or a job that makes a lot more than minimum wage? Because babies are expensive and not easy to take care of.
EZ2XLR8 7
*their
marley91 2
dump her ass & run cuz no matter what happens ur never gonna get 2 see her or the baby once her father finds out
rj33445 4
thats horrible. u eved heard of a condom or pull out? ur an idiot
markiesharkie 0
*****
kristidgranger 3
apparently him cleaning the guns didn't scare you to much!