Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML
Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML
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davehorn 1
birth control dumbass!
knights95 9
Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.
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BoredomKillsinc 0
that's what you get dude
dude311k 3
condoms are cheaper than diapers
nfc14 2
Wow so many lecturers. Those that say its too young just werent getting any. Probably 1 in 10 actially chose not to rather than wanted to and failed. We are designed and intended to have sex from puberty. Stat rape laws are to protect the young from creepy older people taking advantage. Two consenting teens are free to frollick!
Pazu_fml 10
I'm not against consenting teens doing what they like with one another, but I have no pity for anyone who gets someone pregnant unintentionally. Information is not hard to get. Neither are condoms. If you have sex without proper protection, you are actively trying to have a baby, and if a pregnancy results, then that's your fault.
pleit3 0
well that sucks. but hell rubbers break. what are you gonna name the baby?
cocobarracuda_fml 0
If you OP are not 15 or around this age, then you're a ******* perv. :) If you are, then you and your girlfriend are probably both ******* dumbasses. :) If you wore condom and/or if she were on the pill, but have been part of the ~ 1 % of failure rate, I agree that's very bad luck. I know how much talking about abortion is frowned upon – and that's an euphemism – on this website, but seriously, think about it. Adoption will not be easy to live through for the child, teen parenting will neither be easy to live through for the child, nor for you his/her parents, abortion is hard time to go of course but it can be an intelligent decision to take – not that I say the others are not ; well, teen parenting is somewhat stupid – thus I hope your girlfriend will think a bit about it, so she has all the cards before deciding what to do. That's a terrible thing that teenagers still get parent at such an age whereas there is birth control... Just a few facts : - Adults can get pregnant too so people having sex should get on birth control whatever their ages. Seems trivial but reading some comments makes me think it might be not that obvious. - Pulling out is NOT a good method of birth control. I repeat : PULLING OUT IS NOT A GOOD METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL (yes, I'm absolutely yelling that) AND SHOULD NOT EVEN BE CONSIDERED AS ONE.
Jazattackk 0
A 15 year old having sex is pretty disguisting. YDI
Tengeku_fml 0
May god have mercy on your soul you poor, poor man...
Freeze_fml 17
Will you stupid people quit breeding? The dumb girl is probably asking for attention anyway. Can't count how many times I heard a dumb **** saying "I think I'm pregnant" my junior year.
n_epic_fail 14
I wouldn't worry about the guns, I'd worry about the knife he'll use to cut off your balls.
bree_hehe 0
wow sir you are really dumb don't get me wrong she is dumb too but for real 15 years old no wonder her dad cleans his guns when your around he isn't a's stupid a's you