Today, I had to throw my 16 year-old out of the house. Apparently, secretly have sex and aborting my grandchild was something she thought was acceptable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my 15 year-old daughter decided that the best way to indulge her rebellious impulses was to sleep with the 30-something convict down the street, get pregnant, and try to convince him to let her move in. FML
Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, my mom disowned me and kicked me out of the house, all because I used Plan B to terminate a potential pregnancy after I had unprotected sex. She actually packed a suitcase and duffle-bag for me, told me to hit the road, and to never come back. She told me she’d call the police for trespassing if I didn’t comply. FML
Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, my girlfriend revealed she'd had an abortion. I wasn’t even aware she’d been pregnant, and she admitted it’s because my grandad and two of my siblings have autism, and she didn’t want to risk having an autistic child and dealing with the shame. FML
Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
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Top comments
sum141 1
You “had to throw your 16 year old out.” You felt you HAD to make a child homeless because you did not have the skills to build trust between you and your child. You’re disgusting and I sincerely hope she never has to speak to you again.
Ideal_Needle 20
Did you honestly expect sympathy on this? You're an evil, horrible person. End of story
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Comments (28)
turnabouttrial 21
She kept it a secret from you because she correctly predicted you couldn't be trusted to do your duty as a mother to love and care for her, which you demonstrated through your actions. I hope she finds a new life without her horrible mother.
CJMajor86 9
You "had to." No. You CHOSE to, and that's not the same. Consider why your kid didn't go to you with any of the information- you've acted like this before or destroyed their trust and now you're repeating that pattern. When you're cut off completely, remember your own actions caused it.
protoskore 27
does FML keep IP addresses? because we really need to track down this person and call CPS on them
Evolving_Squid 15
Aborting "your" grandchild. Please go impale yourself on a cactus.
easybree 10
she’ll be better off without you in her life.
duchessdoughnut 2
You’re going to die alone.