Today, my boyfriend told me I should stop talking about his major gambling problem because he still loves me even though I gained weight. Apparently that evens things out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, yet again. my boyfriend told me I'm getting fat, even after I told him to stop and that it's affecting my mental health. I had an eating disorder previously, and now I'm thinking about going back to just eating an apple a day. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
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Top comments
LiteralxShit 15
Take a gamble and dump his ass.
gosh_mate 30
There is no comparison, a gambling addiction will literally take everything from his life. If he doesn't get some help (do something about the issue) you shouldn't stay to see the destruction.
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Comments (62)
worldclassrager 41
He loves you that's all that matters...along with your well being and he is probably not helping with thaf
kkelly22 15
The fact that you may or may not have gained weight is irrelevant and he's just trying to take the attention off his problem. He sounds like a complete ass.
shinikageWolf 15
Gaining a little weight, maybe have to buy some new jeans, maybe some shirts. Gambling addiction, maybe build up a massive debt, maybe piss off your bookie if you don't pay up, maybe get yourself and your family killed.
zenrael 21
Nothing can even out your fat ass.
jeansnpearls 21
Simply brilliant!
fabcade 14
get a new boyfriend
magenhubbard 4
screw him.
Face344 7
How much weight did you gain?
gqlmno 23
just look for your self. that's her in the pic in #50
DA_JUDGE123 21
No she doesn't.
mr_dour 16
doesn't it though? gambling with money vs. gambling with calories seems legit
Globrorey 3
The 2 issues are apples & oranges, but I can sorta understand. He has a problem that he doesn't like it when you talk about it. He feels you don't love him because of his problem. He's merely pointing out that he loves you despite a weight gain. Obviously that is a horrible thing to point out because if someone truly loves you weight shouldn't have anything to do with it. But the moral is he loves you despite your problem, you should love him despite his problem and stop talking about it.