Today, I was hard at work cleaning up from a party I had while my parents were out for the night. Not a bottle of beer or a red cup was left for them to find. However, my parents did find two of my friends in their bedroom, still passed out and naked from beer and sex last night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
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funsize003 0
how could you possibly have missed that little fact haha? didn't you check the rooms? this is hilarious though.
jj732 0
hahaha why wouldn't you check every room you dumbass.
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Comments (121)
bass1989 0
lol, two of my friends did that, but luckily i had time to wash all the bed cloths and re-make the bed. they never found out :)
nieska18 0
ew why would u let people have sex in your parents house? if you got drunk your self to allow that, which is probably your exuse, " iwas too drunk to notice". then you sooooo deserved it. when you host a party you gotta have a clear head to know exaclty whats going on, where people are, if someone is stealing.... ect ect.... im not saying not drink at all. but you know. shit like this happens.
epicenur 2
diserved it. Same thing with my brothers party when I was twelve. except my neighbors where my dad's cousin and that's how they found out
UnluckyDom 0
How the **** do you forget about something like that!?
latinabbyx3 0
-___- you're an idiot !
Mafioso757 0
idiot! how do you get every tiny red cup but not see two full grown people!
Fylminesawsome 5
"like"
oppawoppa 9
Ew. I find it incredibly dumb of u to not notice that...
ex_ff 9
I bet next time you're gonna make sure to check every room, under every bed, every closet, and behind every piece of furniture
harrypotter955 19
How did you miss that?