Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
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Doctor_W_H_O 18
You could always get a nanny cam? That way you know for sure before firing the babysitter or getting into a huge fight with your husband
Zatert 20
They start off younger and younger...
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Comments (67)
Thirt 9
Do you go to the laundromat? They could have come home stuck to some clothing. I think there's a more likely explanation than someone having sex. Seriously, when is the last time you forgot to put your underwear back on with the rest of your clothes after sex?
pink_raindrops 26
If they were stuck to laundry from someone else at a laundry mat they would have been noticed when the clothes got folded and put away. If they weren't noticed they'd be in a drawer, not the kids toy box.
ragnarok1540 39
It looks bad, OP, but there could be other explanations as well. Maybe they belong to your husband, who wears them to feel pretty ... Oh, who am I kidding. **** your life, OP! You have to either kick your husband's ass, get rid of your babysitter, or possibly both.
Zillamamma 4
I hope it isn't your husband
EwahWeeWah 21
This is really serious, please put a nanny cam in the house in all rooms to see what's happening. If the babysitter is molesting your kid this is super serious.
Oliverkahn 5
Free underwear. I guess?
CrassKal 27
The problem is neither of them will admit to it.
waleedma 18
Just show it to your husband and tell him the story... His reaction would tell you if he knows about it or not...
Tehlu 12
Well, this needs a follow up.
Montanagrl 9
Time for a Nanny-cam!
emil3572 5
My ex sister-in-law used our house for her friends bachelorette party for which she hired a stripper. Well first off he was really bad and extremely small. Anyway he ended up taking off his thong. About three weeks later my ex found them in the dog toy basket and thought they were mine cuz our dog loved bringing our underwear down from the bedroom. I was like no way I don't wear leather underwear. We finally figured out who's they were. He washed his hands about 10 times since he was the one that had touched then. Haha.