Today, while leaving a job site, I put a bundle of pipe on my boss's van, picked up a few tools, and left for the day. He called screaming 30 minutes later to inform me that I didn't strap the pipe to the rack. It slid off the van and hit the car in front of him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
Today, despite warning my boss that it’s dangerous and stupid, he still insisted I get on with putting up a 4-storey tall scaffolding in high winds, and when it blew over, he blamed me for not putting it together correctly. FML
Today, I got out of my house at 6:30am to find that some road workers had dug out a trench in the road right in front of my driveway, then fucked off, leaving their van up the street. There are no buses within walking distance so I missed a full day of work and my boss is pissed. FML
Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML
Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, my boss watched me get my waistband hooked on a safety hazard in the warehouse. She included it in the safety report. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
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Top comments
Hellblazer_Sith 25
YDI. Should have done your job properly.
Emma1562 35
What? Do you want us to feel bad for you?
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Comments (23)
Tay94 15
That was negligence on your part so whatever becomes of this, sorry to say, but you deserve it.
tonyfan00 38
Was it a crack pipe?
Shawn Lange 3
ultimately it is the drivers responsibility to check his vehicle before leave. unless he told u to strap them. the. u deserve it haha
Glitterbaby2613 20
you know what thet day.....if u want something done, you gotta do it yourself lol. but then again your boss shouldn't have been so lazy he should've done it himself