Today, I found out that even if you have to go really bad, never burst into a bathroom stall assuming that it's vacant because you don't see any legs underneath. There might be a child in there, who will scream, and whose mother will burst in and start screaming at you for being a "pedo." FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML
Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML
Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML
Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML
Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Arseniy 0
Even kid could lock the door. No?
kkutting 2
haha! x) stupid kid should of locked the door! & you shouldn't just burst doors open lol!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (113)
theten_fml 9
pedo means fart in Spanish
Mysanitywins 10
clearly from number 1.
RedPillSucks 33
Gives a new meaning to pedophile.
swift07 4
Lmfaoo true
KGambii 0
boohoo
naximus93 0
I did this once... Now I'm not allowed within 50 feet of a school building...
vanillagirl 0
that's cuz only students are allowed to use school bathrooms duh! they never know what kinda perve could be sittin there waiting for a kid to show up
naximus93 0
vanillagirl, see comment 29 (under comment 17) for help.
brokenbitch13 0
hahahah. pee on the kid! :D
that_guy_ollie 0
just sayun gerad way is now super fag he should go do drugs and get deppressed again if it means he will make good music
brokenbitch13 0
what??
naximus93 0
I did this once... Now I'm not allowed near school buildings... Ten points to whoever gets it
brokenbitch13 0
peed on a kid??
naximus93 0
Not even close....
brokenbitch13 0
oh... crap. im in BIG trouble then... lol
alohabroha 0
hangover
naximus93 0
Ding ding ding! Thank God
MrsDrake11 7
Actually he's not allowed by chuck e cheese either
everlife_333 3
haha that really suks
Xythenol 6
Well stop being a pedo!
sensboltsfan84 4
Maybe make sure no one's in there first? duh
PamParanoia 0
Now THAT must suck xD
shethinksugly 0
Sh*t happens.. No pun intended :)