Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
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Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife. It was a beautiful watch. The same exact watch I'd sold to our local jewelers for 6k. She bought it for 10k. When I told her, she said, "Hmmm, I thought it looked familiar." There goes 4K from our joint account. I could’ve thought of 4000 ways to spend that money. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of gloves for my birthday even though he had promised to get me earrings to match my necklace. Funny, he had this terrified look on his face and kept looking for something else in the box but he wouldn't say why. FML
tinetine_fml 0
Uhm who cares if he got her something. Her husband buying another girl a necklace is what matters here.
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Comments (85)
missygirl213 5
Whaa? Does the husband have another family or something? o.O At least you have a watch and earrings XD
TehGreatOne 0
Don't jump to conclusions... maybe the necklace is for you, and he just forgot to give it. I've hidden a gift before and forgot to retrieve it before I intended to give it. You might be surprised with it soon. Or you might be right... good luck
whitekiss 0
i think he told her that he bought these earrings to match the necklace he gave her last year, except he never gave her the necklace.
beer01 0
Agree with mercy! haha!
WitchQueenLiz 3
Dump the cheating bastard, take all his money and possessions in the divorce and find someone who will WORSHIP you! >:D
hellojello11790 0
my birthday two
akagron 0
By chance, did you mean: "It's my birthday too!"?
jazzyd 0
my ex gave me a necklace for Xmas! I dumped him when I found out he was married!
jazzyd 0
I'm in nc too
furry_fml 6
funny, today's my moms birthday
xx3ginaxx3 0
I don't get this fml...someone please explain!!